Men are hard to please. True kah? /
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Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
If you Don't, he says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS Nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
If you Don't, he says you are from KAMPUNG.
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
If you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than you, he is GREAT.
If you don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you Love him, he will try to LEAVE you.
If you don't make love with him., he says you don't Love him;
If you do!! he says you are CHEAP.
If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
If you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.
If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.
If you BREAK your PROMISE, you Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If you SMOKE, you are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE.
& sooo hard to please!
Macam inda banar. Haha. Aku inda tau banar kah inda jua. Tapi inda jua semua laki-laki cematu. kan? Hehe. Someone email-ed me this.